Episode 196 - Trumpapalooza

February 13, 2017

It's only week fucking three of the neverending Trump presidency, and I feel as though I've already died inside.  We try to lighten the mood this week by talking about what gives us hope.  Then we play Russian roulette.  Speaking of, anyone want to co-host permanently? 

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Episode 195 - Fascism, American Style

February 3, 2017

Slight audio difficulty, but enjoy it while you can before Trump shuts us down.  We discuss Trump's Supreme Court nominee, the "not a Muslim" Muslim ban, and finish with rambling nonsense.  Come on Calexit, this motherfucker is turning into the Titanic with a quickness.

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Episode 194 - Building A Movement, Not A Wall

January 25, 2017

Trump proves that tiny hands equal tiny crowds, while women show that size does matter.  We talk about what Trump has done during his first few days, and celebrate the show of strength by the women of the USA and around the globe.  Dark times are ahead, but we will fight back with real facts! #AlternativeFacts

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Episode 193 - Pissing On Trump’s Inauguration

January 17, 2017

This is the last show before Trump is offically sworn in as our President.  It still feels like the worst fucking nightmare ever, or a David Blaine trick gone horribly wrong.  We discuss hookers pissing on stuff and a bunch of other terrible shit.  Also, fuck the Green Bay Packers and Nintendo!

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Episode 192 - Putin Up A Wall To Our Hearts

January 9, 2017

With the Trump administration just days away from taking over, Michael and Eric find Jesus.  Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, he may be our only hope, but unfortunately like Obi-Wan, he to is a fictional character.  We talk building a wall, repealing healthcare, and what living in a post-fact world will be like.  Get those anal warts checked out now!

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Episode 191 - WE’RE ALL DOOMED!

January 2, 2017

The first show of 2017!  Big announcements... check!  Dick of the year... check!  Talking a little religion... check!  Talking a little politics... check!  Giving zero fucks... check!

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Episode 190 - Eric Has Trump Fatigue

December 18, 2016

Michael fills Eric in on all the happenings in Trump's America over the past couple of weeks.  After we mourn the loss of Democracy, we talk video games and movies.  Look we need a diversion, but we finish with more end of the USA talk.  Enjoy fuckers!

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Episode 189 - Bannon Is My Homeboy

November 27, 2016

Happy late Thanksgiving, and fuck you if you said grace beforehand!  There's nothing to be thankful for... do you know who our goddamn President is now?  Anyway, we talk cabinet appointments, DAPL, and the best holiday gift ever.  Be sure to check out The Utterly Pointless podcast!        

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Episode 188 - Hello Darkness My Old Friend

November 11, 2016

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA!?  Look, I love a good joke too, but this isn't funny anymore!  We recap the election of Donald "No Puppet" Trump as our next President of the United States.  What will happen next, and where do we go from here?  

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Episode 187 - The End?

November 6, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: America is completely fucked!  We run down this week's election chaos, and then make our final prediction on the outcome.  Hint: Start digging a bunker immediately.  Unless I wake up next Wednesday morning to Bobby Ewing in my shower (that's an 80's TV reference from the show Dallas for you kids), then I'll finally have complete proof that there is no God.

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Episode 186 - We’re Experiencing Electoral Difficulties

October 31, 2016

After multiple audio issues we were able to cobble this fucker together.  Eric promotes a fantastic documentary, Michael talks about the yellow menace, and then we hold hands and Thelma & Louise ourselves off a fucking cliff. 

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Episode 185 - Trump And Putin Sitting In A Tree

October 23, 2016

Are you ready for the after election party?  You better bring your bulletproof vest and kevlar helmet cause shit might get real.  Yes, we spend another week talking mostly about Trump and Hillary, but remember there's only 2 weeks to go.  #Duterte2020

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Episode 184 - Taking A Wikileak On Our Parade

October 15, 2016

As Trump has a massive meltdown, doing his best to hand this election to the Democrats with a big red fucking bow on it, here comes Crooked Hillary.  Seriously, what the actual fuck?  I'll be in the shower with an SOS pad if you need me.

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Episode 183 - Trump-Clinton 2: Electric Boogaloo

October 10, 2016

Yep, they had another debate and we're all over it like Trump's hand on an unassuming vagina.  So if you want to hear analysis that keeps it real unlike the bullshit on CNN then you've got it.  

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Episode 182 - Go Away, Debatin’

September 29, 2016

We're one step closer to Idiocracy, and to prove it we allowed Boggs to join us once again.  We spend the whole show discussing the debate, aside from when Boggs was trying to derail us by shitting on the Black Lives Matter movement.  I can't wait for that Kaine/Pence debate... who's with me?

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Episode 181 - The 4 Year Anniversary Show: Retro Edition

September 20, 2016

A week late, but fuck it cause we do what we want.  We don't really do anything different aside from bringing back something very special from the past...  This motherfucker may be on life-support, but we weren't going out without patting ourselves on the back for making it another year.

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Episode 180 - Brad Smash!

September 6, 2016

On this leg of Brad's world tour of mass destruction, he takes on Eric in an MMA cage match.  Then we briefly talk about why you shouldn't visit the Philippines, and whose death did Michael celebrate this week.   Good luck getting through this one.

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Episode 179 - Old Man Yells At Cloud

August 30, 2016

Listen this week as Michael and Brad argue over music.  Then Michael and Brad argue about political correctness.  Then find out if Brad just said "fuck it all" and quit the show.  Peace out to the Tragically Hip... even if they're no Coheed and Cambria!

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Episode 178 - Bigger Douche? Ryan Lochte Or Julian Assange

August 23, 2016

Thank sweet baby Jesus that the Olympics are finally over!  Now if we can just get through this fucking election without anymore staffers being murdered... This week we bring back an actual segment, Brad talks sports, and are you ready for the October surprise?  Also, why is everything gay according to Brad?

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Episode 177 - Something About Immortality Or Whatever

August 16, 2016

It's another fun-time show after another week off, mostly because Brad is a cunt.  We discuss all the Olympic events that we haven't cared to actually watch, while shitting on Rio.  Then we praise the great Trump, and then talk about immortality and incest.  Suck it!

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