Episode 223 - Trump Gives America The Clap

February 3, 2018

We decided to get off our asses and do a show about Trump's first State of the Union speech.  We break it down in a mature and thoughtful way, of course.  Then we talk Super Bowl and concert going.  It's a well-rounded show for your ear-holes.  


Episode 222 - 2017: A Shitty Year In Review

January 10, 2018

Almost two weeks into 2018 and we're finally doing our 2017 wrap-up show.  It's been that kind of year.  We hit on a few present days news items, but mainly we focus on the past year's events and deaths.  Michael tells you who will die in 2018.  We make a few generic predictions, and then crown the 2017 DICK OF THE YEAR!


Episode 221 - You Still Suck Alabama!

December 14, 2017

We won in Alabama... by 1% over a fucking child molester.  This country is still doomed.  We breakdown this ridiculous race, give credit to the black community for saving Alabama from itself.  Michael tells you where to find that next wife, and where to move to if you want to live forever.  Then Eric bitches about game designers turning kids into gambling addicts.  Fun times!


Episode 220 - Roy Moore Is A Fucking Kid Toucher

December 7, 2017

So what did we miss over the past couple weeks? Trump is opening up new possibilities for wars.  The GOP is working hard on fucking poor people, and the remaining middle class.  More dicks were shown to unsuspecting women, and Roy Moore is a fucking piece of shit that will most likely be a US Senator.  America, you're killing it!


Episode 219 - God Has No Statute of Limitations

November 13, 2017

Listen as we take you on a magical journey filled with sexual assaults, mass murders, and finally ending with pure unconditional love.  To all you bleeding heart liberals out there fighting the good fight, just remember as things seem to get worse with no chance for salvation, our thoughts and prayers are always with you.  Also, god was a rapist!


Episode 218 - Hey Comrade, Indict This!

October 31, 2017

Did Ted Cruz's father kill JFK?  We go through some of the released files to find out.  Also, it appears some of Trump's guys have been very naughty, and may be spending a vacation at Club Fed.  Thanks a lot Hillary!  Who wants to go skin-diving?


Episode 217 - Jumping Cats And Pink Pistols

October 24, 2017

In this glorious episode we discuss liberals with guns, judges that love hating the gays, and all types of ill shit.  Don't expect us to console you if this show sucks.  You know what you're signing up for.  Also, listen to the end to hear the song "Moments" from Brad Wiley, off his new album Phoenix. Go find it on iTunes!


Episode 216 - Hurricane Harvey Hits Hollywood Hard!

October 17, 2017

This week Eric reviews Blade Runner, tells you why pop music is complete shit, and proves what Equifax did to him was way worse than what Harvey Weinstein did to those women.  We break down the sexual assault scandal and discuss what worse could be happening in Hollywood.  



Episode 215 - We’re Back, Baby!

October 9, 2017

After 5 year of excellence in podcasting we decided to take a break, but we're back!  We catch up on current events, discuss some upcoming tweaks to the show, and see if we have it in us to do this thing for another 215 episodes... or more.


Episode 214 - Who’s A Good Lil’ Nazi Sympathizer?

August 23, 2017

We're back, and with shitty audio.  Get ready for delays and echoes.  Michael tells tales of hospital fun with his new addition.  We catch up on the events of the past couple of weeks, and finish off with some Game of Thrones talk.  Enjoy MOFOs!


Episode 213 - The Mooch, We Hardly Knew Ye

August 2, 2017

Survivor: White House Edition claims 2 more victims this week as Reince Penis and The Mooch got voted of the island.  We discuss the three-ringed circus in DC, bring back an old segment, and then touch on conspiracy talk.  Game of Thrones talk finishes this masterpiece, so check out early unless you like spoilers.


Episode 212 - Healthcare You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

July 25, 2017

We spend the first few minutes bitching about our failed political system and the slow demise of democracy, but then it's all goodness.  Michael discusses his idea to survive the end of Obamacare, and it starts with eating a bowl of fucking salad.  Then we finish with some Game of Thrones talk.  It's at the end if you don't want spoilers.


Episode 211 - Flying Cars My Ass

July 19, 2017

Are people dumber now than at any other time in history, or is it all an illusion created by Mark Zuckerberg?  We go through some polling that may prove the former, and as "Rome burns" around us, Michael tells you where you can go.  And why yes, that is a sword in my pocket, but I'm still glad to see you.


Episode 210 - Anyone Want To Adopt A Russian Collusion Baby?

July 11, 2017

I think it's a solid show for you the good clean listener.  We learn not to play a music gig while baked out of your mind.  We discuss why eating meat is fine even if it is killing the planet, but fucking the meat will get you 2-20 years in the pokey.  Then we finish with some Trump collusion talk... Trump Jr that is.  Ut oh, someone is in trouble.


Episode 209 - Simple Dickless Bitches

June 26, 2017

Never mind the slight echo, Eric was yelling with excitement because he was sitting next to me for a change. No Skype this week.  We go through the usual weekly bullshit, and then discuss Noah's Ark and how the Catholics can't stop fucking kids over.  It was a good run America!



Episode 208 - Finger-Banging Lady Liberty

June 13, 2017

I don't feel like writing a description.  We talk about a ton of different shit.  So don't be an asshole and just listen!


Episode 207 - Pride And P̶r̶e̶j̶u̶d̶i̶c̶e̶… Privilege

June 6, 2017

Enough with the political correctness and social justice warrior bullshit.  People are terrible and fuck up a lot!  Either we stop pointing fingers and being whiny bitches or there will be more Trumps.  America, and us as a people, may not survive it.  Also, got any money for dick pics?


Episode 206 - The Jolly Rogers (Cunts Of The Right)

May 22, 2017

I don't want to brag, but this is a pretty good show.  We give you so much solid information that we should probably charge a fee.  We discuss Roger Stone and a new Netflix doc about him, we shit on Roger Ailes grave, and have fun with Facebook.  Get some!


Episode 205 - There’s Comey All Over My Trump

May 11, 2017

Guess what we're talking about this time... more fucking Trump!  It appears the Russia investigation was going a little too well for the Great Orange Menace.  What's the next chapter of this saga?  Only fictional baby Jesus fucking knows!  #Nixonian


Episode 204 - Cinco De Drinko My Pisso

May 3, 2017

I'm not going to lie, this motherfucker was all over the road.  It's got a little of everything you desire and more than you can handle, and honestly it is super tight.  But yea, we do talk a little Trump.  Open those earholes and get some!