Episode 213 - The Mooch, We Hardly Knew Ye

August 2, 2017

Survivor: White House Edition claims 2 more victims this week as Reince Penis and The Mooch got voted of the island.  We discuss the three-ringed circus in DC, bring back an old segment, and then touch on conspiracy talk.  Game of Thrones talk finishes this masterpiece, so check out early unless you like spoilers.

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Episode 212 - Healthcare You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

July 25, 2017

We spend the first few minutes bitching about our failed political system and the slow demise of democracy, but then it's all goodness.  Michael discusses his idea to survive the end of Obamacare, and it starts with eating a bowl of fucking salad.  Then we finish with some Game of Thrones talk.  It's at the end if you don't want spoilers.

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Episode 211 - Flying Cars My Ass

July 19, 2017

Are people dumber now than at any other time in history, or is it all an illusion created by Mark Zuckerberg?  We go through some polling that may prove the former, and as "Rome burns" around us, Michael tells you where you can go.  And why yes, that is a sword in my pocket, but I'm still glad to see you.

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Episode 210 - Anyone Want To Adopt A Russian Collusion Baby?

July 11, 2017

I think it's a solid show for you the good clean listener.  We learn not to play a music gig while baked out of your mind.  We discuss why eating meat is fine even if it is killing the planet, but fucking the meat will get you 2-20 years in the pokey.  Then we finish with some Trump collusion talk... Trump Jr that is.  Ut oh, someone is in trouble.

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Episode 209 - Simple Dickless Bitches

June 26, 2017

Never mind the slight echo, Eric was yelling with excitement because he was sitting next to me for a change. No Skype this week.  We go through the usual weekly bullshit, and then discuss Noah's Ark and how the Catholics can't stop fucking kids over.  It was a good run America!

 

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Episode 208 - Finger-Banging Lady Liberty

June 13, 2017

I don't feel like writing a description.  We talk about a ton of different shit.  So don't be an asshole and just listen!

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Episode 207 - Pride And P̶r̶e̶j̶u̶d̶i̶c̶e̶… Privilege

June 6, 2017

Enough with the political correctness and social justice warrior bullshit.  People are terrible and fuck up a lot!  Either we stop pointing fingers and being whiny bitches or there will be more Trumps.  America, and us as a people, may not survive it.  Also, got any money for dick pics?

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Episode 206 - The Jolly Rogers (Cunts Of The Right)

May 22, 2017

I don't want to brag, but this is a pretty good show.  We give you so much solid information that we should probably charge a fee.  We discuss Roger Stone and a new Netflix doc about him, we shit on Roger Ailes grave, and have fun with Facebook.  Get some!

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Episode 205 - There’s Comey All Over My Trump

May 11, 2017

Guess what we're talking about this time... more fucking Trump!  It appears the Russia investigation was going a little too well for the Great Orange Menace.  What's the next chapter of this saga?  Only fictional baby Jesus fucking knows!  #Nixonian

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Episode 204 - Cinco De Drinko My Pisso

May 3, 2017

I'm not going to lie, this motherfucker was all over the road.  It's got a little of everything you desire and more than you can handle, and honestly it is super tight.  But yea, we do talk a little Trump.  Open those earholes and get some!

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Episode 203 - The Jesus Police Have Risen

April 17, 2017

Welcome to another episode of your favorite political podcast in this the year of our Lord!  We discuss church cops, murdering babies, dropping bombs, and all kinds of fun time stuff.  Hope you enjoyed your Easter and prayed to "Boner" Jesus for all that sinning you've been up to.

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Episode 202 - Syria’sly, Whose Putin Chemicals In My Pepsi?

April 9, 2017

If you think the title is a beating then wait until you hear the show.  Note: There are no Bassoons in marching band, thank fictional Jesus!  Pepsi puts out another product that people can't stomach, Trump gets his Supreme Court Justice, and someone’s Tomahawk bomb aim is fucking terrible.  

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Episode 201 - Make Earth Flat Again

April 2, 2017

We discuss the last couple of fun-filled weeks in the Trump presidency.  You like clean air and water?  You enjoy privacy when searching porn on your computer?  Are you a fan of human rights?  Well FUCK YOU!  Trump said no more!  Also, Shaq makes me see the light about our Earth.

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Episode 200 - Obama Wiretapped Our Podcast

March 21, 2017

In this 200th edition of the greatest fucking political podcast ever, we discuss blowing your brains out on TV, being an asshole during an interview, and wrestling fuck videos.  Oh yea, and Trump embarrassed the country another half dozen times.  Only 2 months in huh?  FUCK!!!

 

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Episode 199 - Stripping For Masturbation Money

March 14, 2017

Step into the Champagne Room with us for about an hour, bring handy wipes.  Look, we're as beaten by Trump and his minions as much as you.  We spend half the show talking about every random thing we can... and then we go full Orange Menace.

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Episode 198 - Democracy In Transition

March 7, 2017

Yes we talk Trump, but very little considering everyday it's something else with this fucking guy.  Eric breaks down a flick, shits on Youtubers, and doesn't get shot at work this week.  Michael has men in dresses on his mind, so the boys discuss being transgendered and all that implies.

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Episode 197 - Squeal Like An Orange Pig America!

February 22, 2017

Listen as we rant and rave like a couple of fucking lunatics, or the President at a press conference.  We have no topic and basically air our grievances for an hour.  Also, Eric is almost killed by some feuding hillbillys.  

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Episode 196 - Trumpapalooza

February 13, 2017

It's only week fucking three of the neverending Trump presidency, and I feel as though I've already died inside.  We try to lighten the mood this week by talking about what gives us hope.  Then we play Russian roulette.  Speaking of, anyone want to co-host permanently? 

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Episode 195 - Fascism, American Style

February 3, 2017

Slight audio difficulty, but enjoy it while you can before Trump shuts us down.  We discuss Trump's Supreme Court nominee, the "not a Muslim" Muslim ban, and finish with rambling nonsense.  Come on Calexit, this motherfucker is turning into the Titanic with a quickness.

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Episode 194 - Building A Movement, Not A Wall

January 25, 2017

Trump proves that tiny hands equal tiny crowds, while women show that size does matter.  We talk about what Trump has done during his first few days, and celebrate the show of strength by the women of the USA and around the globe.  Dark times are ahead, but we will fight back with real facts! #AlternativeFacts

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