Episodes

Tuesday Jun 13, 2017
Episode 208 - Finger-Banging Lady Liberty
Tuesday Jun 13, 2017
Tuesday Jun 13, 2017
I don't feel like writing a description. We talk about a ton of different shit. So don't be an asshole and just listen!

Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
Episode 207 - Pride And P̶r̶e̶j̶u̶d̶i̶c̶e̶... Privilege
Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
Tuesday Jun 06, 2017
Enough with the political correctness and social justice warrior bullshit. People are terrible and fuck up a lot! Either we stop pointing fingers and being whiny bitches or there will be more Trumps. America, and us as a people, may not survive it. Also, got any money for dick pics?

Monday May 22, 2017
Episode 206 - The Jolly Rogers (Cunts Of The Right)
Monday May 22, 2017
Monday May 22, 2017
I don't want to brag, but this is a pretty good show. We give you so much solid information that we should probably charge a fee. We discuss Roger Stone and a new Netflix doc about him, we shit on Roger Ailes grave, and have fun with Facebook. Get some!

Thursday May 11, 2017
Episode 205 - There's Comey All Over My Trump
Thursday May 11, 2017
Thursday May 11, 2017
Guess what we're talking about this time... more fucking Trump! It appears the Russia investigation was going a little too well for the Great Orange Menace. What's the next chapter of this saga? Only fictional baby Jesus fucking knows! #Nixonian

Wednesday May 03, 2017
Episode 204 - Cinco De Drinko My Pisso
Wednesday May 03, 2017
Wednesday May 03, 2017
I'm not going to lie, this motherfucker was all over the road. It's got a little of everything you desire and more than you can handle, and honestly it is super tight. But yea, we do talk a little Trump. Open those earholes and get some!

Monday Apr 17, 2017
Episode 203 - The Jesus Police Have Risen
Monday Apr 17, 2017
Monday Apr 17, 2017
Welcome to another episode of your favorite political podcast in this the year of our Lord! We discuss church cops, murdering babies, dropping bombs, and all kinds of fun time stuff. Hope you enjoyed your Easter and prayed to "Boner" Jesus for all that sinning you've been up to.

Sunday Apr 09, 2017
Episode 202 - Syria'sly, Whose Putin Chemicals In My Pepsi?
Sunday Apr 09, 2017
Sunday Apr 09, 2017
If you think the title is a beating then wait until you hear the show. Note: There are no Bassoons in marching band, thank fictional Jesus! Pepsi puts out another product that people can't stomach, Trump gets his Supreme Court Justice, and someone’s Tomahawk bomb aim is fucking terrible.

Sunday Apr 02, 2017
Episode 201 - Make Earth Flat Again
Sunday Apr 02, 2017
Sunday Apr 02, 2017
We discuss the last couple of fun-filled weeks in the Trump presidency. You like clean air and water? You enjoy privacy when searching porn on your computer? Are you a fan of human rights? Well FUCK YOU! Trump said no more! Also, Shaq makes me see the light about our Earth.

Tuesday Mar 21, 2017
Episode 200 - Obama Wiretapped Our Podcast
Tuesday Mar 21, 2017
Tuesday Mar 21, 2017
In this 200th edition of the greatest fucking political podcast ever, we discuss blowing your brains out on TV, being an asshole during an interview, and wrestling fuck videos. Oh yea, and Trump embarrassed the country another half dozen times. Only 2 months in huh? FUCK!!!

Tuesday Mar 14, 2017
Episode 199 - Stripping For Masturbation Money
Tuesday Mar 14, 2017
Tuesday Mar 14, 2017
Step into the Champagne Room with us for about an hour, bring handy wipes. Look, we're as beaten by Trump and his minions as much as you. We spend half the show talking about every random thing we can... and then we go full Orange Menace.

Tuesday Mar 07, 2017
Episode 198 - Democracy In Transition
Tuesday Mar 07, 2017
Tuesday Mar 07, 2017
Yes we talk Trump, but very little considering everyday it's something else with this fucking guy. Eric breaks down a flick, shits on Youtubers, and doesn't get shot at work this week. Michael has men in dresses on his mind, so the boys discuss being transgendered and all that implies.

Wednesday Feb 22, 2017
Episode 197 - Squeal Like An Orange Pig America!
Wednesday Feb 22, 2017
Wednesday Feb 22, 2017
Listen as we rant and rave like a couple of fucking lunatics, or the President at a press conference. We have no topic and basically air our grievances for an hour. Also, Eric is almost killed by some feuding hillbillys.

Monday Feb 13, 2017
Episode 196 - Trumpapalooza
Monday Feb 13, 2017
Monday Feb 13, 2017
It's only week fucking three of the neverending Trump presidency, and I feel as though I've already died inside. We try to lighten the mood this week by talking about what gives us hope. Then we play Russian roulette. Speaking of, anyone want to co-host permanently?

Friday Feb 03, 2017
Episode 195 - Fascism, American Style
Friday Feb 03, 2017
Friday Feb 03, 2017
Slight audio difficulty, but enjoy it while you can before Trump shuts us down. We discuss Trump's Supreme Court nominee, the "not a Muslim" Muslim ban, and finish with rambling nonsense. Come on Calexit, this motherfucker is turning into the Titanic with a quickness.

Wednesday Jan 25, 2017
Episode 194 - Building A Movement, Not A Wall
Wednesday Jan 25, 2017
Wednesday Jan 25, 2017
Trump proves that tiny hands equal tiny crowds, while women show that size does matter. We talk about what Trump has done during his first few days, and celebrate the show of strength by the women of the USA and around the globe. Dark times are ahead, but we will fight back with real facts! #AlternativeFacts

Tuesday Jan 17, 2017
Episode 193 - Pissing On Trump's Inauguration
Tuesday Jan 17, 2017
Tuesday Jan 17, 2017
This is the last show before Trump is offically sworn in as our President. It still feels like the worst fucking nightmare ever, or a David Blaine trick gone horribly wrong. We discuss hookers pissing on stuff and a bunch of other terrible shit. Also, fuck the Green Bay Packers and Nintendo!

Monday Jan 09, 2017
Episode 192 - Putin Up A Wall To Our Hearts
Monday Jan 09, 2017
Monday Jan 09, 2017
With the Trump administration just days away from taking over, Michael and Eric find Jesus. Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, he may be our only hope, but unfortunately like Obi-Wan, he to is a fictional character. We talk building a wall, repealing healthcare, and what living in a post-fact world will be like. Get those anal warts checked out now!

Monday Jan 02, 2017
Episode 191 - WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Monday Jan 02, 2017
Monday Jan 02, 2017
The first show of 2017! Big announcements... check! Dick of the year... check! Talking a little religion... check! Talking a little politics... check! Giving zero fucks... check!

Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Episode 190 - Eric Has Trump Fatigue
Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Sunday Dec 18, 2016
Michael fills Eric in on all the happenings in Trump's America over the past couple of weeks. After we mourn the loss of Democracy, we talk video games and movies. Look we need a diversion, but we finish with more end of the USA talk. Enjoy fuckers!

Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Episode 189 - Bannon Is My Homeboy
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Happy late Thanksgiving, and fuck you if you said grace beforehand! There's nothing to be thankful for... do you know who our goddamn President is now? Anyway, we talk cabinet appointments, DAPL, and the best holiday gift ever. Be sure to check out The Utterly Pointless podcast!