The Intellectual Saviors

Michael and Boggs trek Ericless through an interview with the Satanic Temple's spokesman, Lucien Greaves, about the Oklahoma monument they are trying to erect.  Amazingly he didn't put a hex on or attempt to sacrifice us.  We discuss Israel, Chris Christie, and against Boggs' better judgment, Blackfish.  Unfortunately Eric developed a rash from his new-found homosexuality, brought on by a pink mass over his deathbed.  Hail Satan!

Come join the boys in one of the most disgusting aspects of human society, human trafficking.  Michael brings some more lists, Eric rages on the monetary paradigm, and Boggs... well... doesn't even do a song.  What a dick!  Also, learn where to live if you're gay, and what not to shove up your ass (not related).

The boys recap on the gayest year ever.  No really, the gayest year ever, look it up.  This rambling, rattle filled show is packed full of victories for humanity and things that will make you give up on it.  Who needs a history book when you have us.  Hooray us!

Terribleness comes again this holiday.  Listen as we destroy everyone's favorite Christmas songs!  Accompanied again by Andrew (Digital Frustrations) and Kristen, who graces us with her one word responses and masterful keyboard work.  Now this is the embodiment of talent!

Joined by special guests Nina Betina (Va Va Voom Vixens) and Andrew (Digital Frustrations), Boggs and Eric go Michael-less. Discussing favorite show topics such as gun control, education, and penises, they surprisingly have a message. As the human race is gets dumber, they talk about why and how we can overcome the Stupid Plague (Pestilentia Stultus). Pretty much Eric was in the drivers seat the whole time.

After braving the most horrific storm of all time, we bring you the most sub-par podcast of all time.  Boggs tells us how he eats pussy, but not the kind you're thinking of.  Finally we brought you a legit topic after steering this bitch into a ditch for the past month or so.  We talk about how advertising is more about psychological games than trying to sell you a worthy product.  Remember that only the cool kids listen to our podcast.

Does this mean no music on the Christmas episode?  Probably. Our special guest Nina Betina wins all our quizzes and receives Eric's special prize... an awkward moment.  Abortion, Gun Control, and Science round out this 20 minute too long show...

50 years after the tragic assassination of one of the most beloved American presidents, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the boys arm themselves with facts and science to solve the case once and for all.  Too bad some people destroyed most of the evidence.  Conspiracy theories, ahoy!  Hope you have a comfortable chair.  If you last the full show you'll get the bonus of Mayor Rob Ford's greatest hits.

WARNING!  We had Major Technical Difficulties, and the sound quailty is awful.  However, we decided to throw it up anyway.  Good luck fighting through it.  In this disaster Eric and Michael are bringing the cold hard facts that you have come to crave.  Hey, they can't all be nothing but dick and fart jokes.  We talk healthcare, drugs, and why having a penis in China is bullshit.  Sorry ladies, Boggs ruptured an ovary and couldn't make it.

After taking a three week hiatus from entertaining and educating the masses, we return to do neither.  Andrew from the Digital Frustrations Podcast joins us as we spend most of the time talking over each other and drinking way too much to be thoughtful and coherent, but we love you all and hope you'll find nirvana in this solid episode.