Episode 203 - The Jesus Police Have Risen

April 17, 2017

Welcome to another episode of your favorite political podcast in this the year of our Lord!  We discuss church cops, murdering babies, dropping bombs, and all kinds of fun time stuff.  Hope you enjoyed your Easter and prayed to "Boner" Jesus for all that sinning you've been up to.

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Episode 202 - Syria’sly, Whose Putin Chemicals In My Pepsi?

April 9, 2017

If you think the title is a beating then wait until you hear the show.  Note: There are no Bassoons in marching band, thank fictional Jesus!  Pepsi puts out another product that people can't stomach, Trump gets his Supreme Court Justice, and someone’s Tomahawk bomb aim is fucking terrible.  

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Episode 201 - Make Earth Flat Again

April 2, 2017

We discuss the last couple of fun-filled weeks in the Trump presidency.  You like clean air and water?  You enjoy privacy when searching porn on your computer?  Are you a fan of human rights?  Well FUCK YOU!  Trump said no more!  Also, Shaq makes me see the light about our Earth.

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Episode 200 - Obama Wiretapped Our Podcast

March 21, 2017

In this 200th edition of the greatest fucking political podcast ever, we discuss blowing your brains out on TV, being an asshole during an interview, and wrestling fuck videos.  Oh yea, and Trump embarrassed the country another half dozen times.  Only 2 months in huh?  FUCK!!!

 

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Episode 199 - Stripping For Masturbation Money

March 14, 2017

Step into the Champagne Room with us for about an hour, bring handy wipes.  Look, we're as beaten by Trump and his minions as much as you.  We spend half the show talking about every random thing we can... and then we go full Orange Menace.

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Episode 198 - Democracy In Transition

March 7, 2017

Yes we talk Trump, but very little considering everyday it's something else with this fucking guy.  Eric breaks down a flick, shits on Youtubers, and doesn't get shot at work this week.  Michael has men in dresses on his mind, so the boys discuss being transgendered and all that implies.

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Episode 197 - Squeal Like An Orange Pig America!

February 22, 2017

Listen as we rant and rave like a couple of fucking lunatics, or the President at a press conference.  We have no topic and basically air our grievances for an hour.  Also, Eric is almost killed by some feuding hillbillys.  

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Episode 196 - Trumpapalooza

February 13, 2017

It's only week fucking three of the neverending Trump presidency, and I feel as though I've already died inside.  We try to lighten the mood this week by talking about what gives us hope.  Then we play Russian roulette.  Speaking of, anyone want to co-host permanently? 

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Episode 195 - Fascism, American Style

February 3, 2017

Slight audio difficulty, but enjoy it while you can before Trump shuts us down.  We discuss Trump's Supreme Court nominee, the "not a Muslim" Muslim ban, and finish with rambling nonsense.  Come on Calexit, this motherfucker is turning into the Titanic with a quickness.

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Episode 194 - Building A Movement, Not A Wall

January 25, 2017

Trump proves that tiny hands equal tiny crowds, while women show that size does matter.  We talk about what Trump has done during his first few days, and celebrate the show of strength by the women of the USA and around the globe.  Dark times are ahead, but we will fight back with real facts! #AlternativeFacts

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Episode 193 - Pissing On Trump’s Inauguration

January 17, 2017

This is the last show before Trump is offically sworn in as our President.  It still feels like the worst fucking nightmare ever, or a David Blaine trick gone horribly wrong.  We discuss hookers pissing on stuff and a bunch of other terrible shit.  Also, fuck the Green Bay Packers and Nintendo!

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Episode 192 - Putin Up A Wall To Our Hearts

January 9, 2017

With the Trump administration just days away from taking over, Michael and Eric find Jesus.  Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, he may be our only hope, but unfortunately like Obi-Wan, he to is a fictional character.  We talk building a wall, repealing healthcare, and what living in a post-fact world will be like.  Get those anal warts checked out now!

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Episode 191 - WE’RE ALL DOOMED!

January 2, 2017

The first show of 2017!  Big announcements... check!  Dick of the year... check!  Talking a little religion... check!  Talking a little politics... check!  Giving zero fucks... check!

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Episode 190 - Eric Has Trump Fatigue

December 18, 2016

Michael fills Eric in on all the happenings in Trump's America over the past couple of weeks.  After we mourn the loss of Democracy, we talk video games and movies.  Look we need a diversion, but we finish with more end of the USA talk.  Enjoy fuckers!

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Episode 189 - Bannon Is My Homeboy

November 27, 2016

Happy late Thanksgiving, and fuck you if you said grace beforehand!  There's nothing to be thankful for... do you know who our goddamn President is now?  Anyway, we talk cabinet appointments, DAPL, and the best holiday gift ever.  Be sure to check out The Utterly Pointless podcast!        

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Episode 188 - Hello Darkness My Old Friend

November 11, 2016

WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA!?  Look, I love a good joke too, but this isn't funny anymore!  We recap the election of Donald "No Puppet" Trump as our next President of the United States.  What will happen next, and where do we go from here?  

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Episode 187 - The End?

November 6, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: America is completely fucked!  We run down this week's election chaos, and then make our final prediction on the outcome.  Hint: Start digging a bunker immediately.  Unless I wake up next Wednesday morning to Bobby Ewing in my shower (that's an 80's TV reference from the show Dallas for you kids), then I'll finally have complete proof that there is no God.

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Episode 186 - We’re Experiencing Electoral Difficulties

October 31, 2016

After multiple audio issues we were able to cobble this fucker together.  Eric promotes a fantastic documentary, Michael talks about the yellow menace, and then we hold hands and Thelma & Louise ourselves off a fucking cliff. 

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Episode 185 - Trump And Putin Sitting In A Tree

October 23, 2016

Are you ready for the after election party?  You better bring your bulletproof vest and kevlar helmet cause shit might get real.  Yes, we spend another week talking mostly about Trump and Hillary, but remember there's only 2 weeks to go.  #Duterte2020

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Episode 184 - Taking A Wikileak On Our Parade

October 15, 2016

As Trump has a massive meltdown, doing his best to hand this election to the Democrats with a big red fucking bow on it, here comes Crooked Hillary.  Seriously, what the actual fuck?  I'll be in the shower with an SOS pad if you need me.

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